If i come over, it means nothing
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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