Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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