"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I got inside last night via doggy door
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
i now understand why vodka
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
