i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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