So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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