The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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