You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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