it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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