It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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