How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
there is puke in my bra ... again
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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