i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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