On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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