Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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