I hate your face
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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