He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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