god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Someone signed my nipple.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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