I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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