I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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