ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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