It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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