i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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