if i can run in heels then i can drive
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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