We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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