On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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