And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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