It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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