I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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