Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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