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Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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