3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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