Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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