So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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