better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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