Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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