She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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