that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize