marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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