dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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