Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
