I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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