I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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