Its about making memories worth repressing
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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