For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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