I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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