glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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