But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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