There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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