and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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