i just google imaged poop.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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