didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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