like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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