so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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