I just saw a hot homeless man
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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