Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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